Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Everyone wants to be Luv'd!

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The Luv'd Ones were a gang of ladies. One of them was America's first, functioning cyborg. The limits to their power are unknown, but the government felt it best to destroy all of the research and classify anything that might have shown what they were up to.

At first, everything was going well...it wasn't until the lead guitarist short circuited and destroyed the bicycle path that stretched between The Sonics' recording studio and Mary Weiss' childhood home. You can imagine the chaos considering this particular bike lane was over 3000 miles long.

The only thing that the shadowy government was unable to erase were a handful of recordings that somehow managed to get into the hands of the Sundazed label. Thank god for that!

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