Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Things I dislike right now.

There are probably too many to list here for now, but here's a smattering. I know, you're reading this and thinking to yourself "Oh, who has time to hate anything? We all need to get along..."

Sorry pussy. If I'm hurting you... I'll call up the W-A-A-A-mbulance and get that slit sewn right up. Okay, done? Let's move on.

1. Bands who are not Rock N' Roll, but claim to be even though they sound like Thrice, Thursday, and all the rest of that garbage. Harsh? Me? You ain't seen nothin yet bitches.

2. Girls. Why girls? Because girls, no matter if they are 'women' still act like assholes. No, I'm not even talking about my ex. I'm just saying... in general they suck. (and by suck I'm not referring to sucking dicks. Haven't you heard? Nice girls don't do that anymore. Awesome.) By the way, watch out for my dripping, honey smothered sarcasm.

3. Meetings. Meetings are for people who like to talk about work instead of actually doing the work. I'm forced to have meetings where I am the speaker and I detest it. How about this? I'll send an email out and you will read that email, which in turn, if you can read... you will carry out the assignment with gusto. The alternative is we can all gather in a room where I picture setting you all on fire instead.

4. Hearts. Why do I even have one? They suck. I know... I know... they pump blood and all that crap. Fine. Hearts... you win.

5. Anxiety/ waiting. Have you seen 500 days of Summer? There's this part where Joseph Bingo Chavez or whatever his name is goes to see Zooey She & Him and they split the screen into reality and expectations. Whoever wrote that may be the greatest mind on Earth. I will soon become the type of person that never expects anything because expectations are heartbreak in a can.

6. Relationships. Actually, I love them and I'd like one. Yoo Hoo...anyone out there looking for a slightly used guy with a mustache? I'm whiskey and cigarette scented if it helps.


AR said...

Love the way you write, and say it how it is. It's refreshing.

The Smiling Mommy said...

You are so right about the acts of kindness, calculated and awesome. LOVE THAT!!

I was brought to your blog by the "next blog" button on my blog. I was pleasantly surprised to find you, and subscribed to your blog as well. I love when someone is able to tell things the way they feel them, and add no if ands or buts! It's so refreshing. I've read a few of your entries, and I've loved them all. I too love "real" music. My Dad gave me the most amazing insight on music from early childhood. Music has gotten me through every phase of my life.
I look forward to reading more of your posts. Smiles!!!!! Amy

1x1head said...

like yer style, keep it coming. girls ARE assholes. and to think there was a time in my life when girls couldn't be

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