Monday, March 5, 2012

Breakin' up is weird to do

Today I do not have a girlfriend

Did I lose her to the sea?

Did I lose her to a tree?

I do not have a girlfriend

Should I say woe is me?
Today I do not have a girlfriend

She said I was too mean

I do not have a girlfriend

Does this mean I am free?

Tonight I don't have a lady

I wonder what I'll do

Maybe I'll have a drink

and shit inside a shoe

Tonight I'll do a lot of things

I'll build a hut from scratch

I'll polish all my mother's rings

Then burn her with a match

*We reunited.. in the best way possible. Disregard this post. For now.
UPDATE: It crashed after the great war. Not my war either...


The Smiling Mommy said...

Love it! Really, really love it!!! I mean not that you do not have a lady is good or bad, not to imply anyway... But love the Suess-esque vibe to your writing. Do it again!!!! YAY!


Anonymous said...

Shitting in a shoe never won back a rogue lady in my experience. Try a more traditional route like a gift or a card lol.