Ty Segall - I'm so alone
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
At one point in her career she was the main mouth for the Shangri-La's, but then she spent many a quiet year inventing new styles of hand to hand combat that she would eventually teach to armies all around the world. Don't worry your pretty little face... she only schooled the good guys.
Anyway, after she grew tired of perfecting her "3 million ways to kill a person" manual, she had a beer with Greg Cartwright of the Reigning Sound. This album is what they came up with the next morning.*
*I also have a nice bridge in Brooklyn to sell if you're interested.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
I decided to start my own rap supergroup. I'm (pictured in red plaid) not so sure it'll be a hit.
On a side note... what the fuck am I doing there anyway?
Maybe I thought it was a bar?
PS. T shirt wars are real. Make sure you have enough rations to get you through them.
PPS. Up yours.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Getting old isn't like what they show you on TV. It isn't the old dude with the "Hoveround" jetting across the Grand Canyon or Bernice trying to catch up... it's far slower.
It's like suddenly you wake up and your hair is beginning to show signs of change. Fortunately I'm not on the balding team. My hair is that of a lion... from Puerto Rico.
Curly hair may make the chicks say "ooh wow" but it ain't no easy dog to train.
Overnight I sprouted about twelve grey hairs. The weirdest part is that they are so overly noticeable. A young gal once said it looked gallant. She was right.
Beside that, getting older is like a reversed irony sucker punch. You start sporting a mustache because it's funny and then all of a sudden you start spelling it "moustache" and the whole world sings along with you. I don't actually spell it that way mind you. Although honestly, I can't sip a drink in a room without someone granting mine a compliment. How weird is that?
Maybe getting old is looking like a sketchy Uncle or the worlds bestest friend evarrrr?
Either way, it's still good to know that getting old means that you can laugh at kids in leather pants, dudes with stretched out earlobes, Hip Hop cats with fly kicks, chinese character tats, Aviator glasses, and pasta... (what? It makes you fat)