tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20928173918891931542024-03-13T04:47:02.687-07:00oh, robotRock N' Roll, Not always safe for work, Use caution, Under 18... leave now.Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.comBlogger430125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-50543521275684145332012-12-25T13:42:00.002-08:002012-12-25T13:43:20.158-08:00Only on Christmas...Well hello there boys and girls, it's your old pal Dirty CARL here to wish you a very happy holiday on this stupid, piece of shit day we call Christmas. Now, I know what you're thinking... "<i>Carl, how can you say that about Christmas? It's the birthday of baby Jesus!</i>" Not the religious type? Ne neither. Maybe you're thinking "<i>Carl, Christmas time is a time for families to be together and exchange gifts. It's the one day where everyone puts their differences aside and remembers how much they love each other.</i>"<br />
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If you're thinking that, then you've hit the nail on the head, which coincidentally sends it through a hand, which in turn drives it into a crudely fashioned cross. Am I going to Hell? Certainly folks!<br />
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Anyway, this is the second Christmas where I find myself wishing I was hanging from a tree because I don't get to spend it with my children. It's the second Christmas that I get to depressedly stare at the pile of gifts that I bought for them and sink into this completely blackened muck of a state of mind.<br />
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Don't worry too much though. I'm like a cockroach. Nuclear blasts can't stop the kid.<br />
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<br />Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-68613626770581679832012-11-13T19:09:00.001-08:002012-11-13T19:13:58.801-08:00Dirty Carl Show Vol. 25<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hi'ya folks! You'll know what to do from here.</div>
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Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-45592439499433262962012-11-08T20:33:00.000-08:002012-11-14T03:39:58.608-08:00Today's Yum!Say no at <i>first</i>... but I dare any <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">red blooded, '<i>hated by bro's male</i></span>' to deny the fact that if you were having a shitty time anywhere... and this showed up... station wagon, with wood panel and all... that you wouldn't tell your friends that you were in love?<br />
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Yeah, I noticed the defnined chin.<br />
Where else will your balls fall so comfortably?<br />
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... to a lot of ladies. But like Highlander...Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-24224543379030582192012-10-22T03:19:00.002-07:002012-10-22T03:19:53.317-07:00Mastabeta - Drive train <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-79348335541671729992012-10-22T02:54:00.001-07:002012-10-22T02:56:38.196-07:00Hello.Hello to all of you. This includes my vintage readers as well as my newer friends. I picked today to write a message to you. I'll begin.<br />
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I guess the first thing I should do is address the reason I haven't made this site a free for all download spot in a long time. Simply put, I'd love to spend more time uploading and sharing my ass off, but as luck would have it, my <i>outside of the internet</i> life needs a great deal of attention and at the end of the day I simply don't have the energy to lift a pencil, much less scour the record bins trying to find that rare 60's garage stomper "<i>Baby likes leather</i>" by Alfred and the Nubile Chums.*<br />
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That's not to say that I won't drop a little gem here and there. For close to a year and a half I've been wetting myself over this mixtape series I've been doing called The Dirty Carl Show. I hope you folks have taken advantage of the series. I for one enjoy them when cocktailling.<br />
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As always, I'm true to you. I hope you dig what I'm doing and I also hope that you look both ways while crossing the street. Cars. They hurt.<br />
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Anyway, keep riding your bikes, loving your women, telling the truth, staying fed, and giving it your best shot!<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
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Ty Segall and Seth Hutton of Useless Eaters 7" on Nashville's Dead records. Wowsers, man!Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-80641928027300963682012-09-20T21:57:00.001-07:002012-11-14T03:33:27.311-08:00The Dirty Carl Show Vol. 24 - Beasts.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Okay folks, Carl is a drunkard. Yep. Now that that little hidden fact is blown for cover, I'd like y'all to cocktail heavily to this. It's Dirty Carl # 24 and it's guaranteed to have you looking for your socks once they've been thoroughly rocked off.<br />
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You could be alone, but it's better if you ain't. You don't wanna waste all that ridiculous dancing alone, do you?Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-69001490342186065002012-09-19T18:43:00.000-07:002012-09-19T18:43:12.137-07:00Break out your old cassingles, baby!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I heard about this from some fellow music appreciators at MESSMEUP. Not a bad idea considering cassettes are popular right now and some releases are cassette only. It seems a little bulky, but I don't know anyone who complained about their Walkman.<br />
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<a href="http://www.blessthisstuff.com/stuff/technology/misc-gadgets/cassette-to-iphone-converter/" target="_blank">Read about this shit...</a>Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-24475205295091721322012-09-19T03:11:00.001-07:002012-09-19T03:11:09.463-07:00Yummy.<br />
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Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-43655133598208072512012-09-01T12:24:00.001-07:002012-09-01T12:24:30.818-07:00I like bikes!<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<br />Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-4203547478658750392012-09-01T12:03:00.000-07:002012-09-01T12:03:04.788-07:00It's gonna be a hipster winter.This isn't the normal thing I write about, but this weekend at Target you'll be able to pick up these limited edition Warhol soup cans as a tribute to his (easy money) 32 Soup Cans installation. Something tells me that a whole lot of cats will have these as decoration in their lofts, studios, flats, and cardboard boxes. Well, maybe that last bunch would be more inclined to eat what's in the can.<br />
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<br />Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-76820933383942693052012-08-27T21:55:00.001-07:002012-08-27T21:55:42.266-07:00Fuck you. Hip Hop ain't dead.JJ Doom - Guvnor<br />
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I'm so happy to see that some folks have no idea what's popular and just continue to do what they know how to do. MF... thank you very much.Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-55096661938375946312012-07-31T15:34:00.000-07:002012-07-31T15:34:05.577-07:00Videos of the week!<b>Spinal Tap - Gimme some money</b><br />
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Every once in a while a record will come out that bowls me over. Usually these types of records aren't very good, but they have a certain something that tickles me. <i>Story of an Earth Girl</i> by Earth Girl Helen Brown is one of those albums.<br />
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It's not even a real record. It's not even a real band. I mean, yeah, it's a human being with breasts and a vagina singing and a flesh and blood backing band supplying the back beat...<br />
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In reality, Helen Brown is really Heidi Alexander of the Sandwitches joined by Sonny Smith and Co. This was probably a one off project, but I sure hope not.<br />
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There is a song called <i>Hit after Hit</i> on this album that makes me feel... well, sultry as Hell and that ain't no easy task my friends.<br />
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Hey there knuckle draggers, it's me... your old pal Carl. I don't have a great deal to tell you, but for the sake of conversation...<br />
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I killed a man last night.<br />
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Enjoy The Dirty Carl Show Volume # 23. It's a rocker for those dog day afternoons. Just click the link and get out of the stink!<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">1. Doctor Fine - Bob Seger System</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">2. Death trip - JT. IV</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">3. New connection - Useless Eaters</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">4. You've no idea - Charlie and the Moonhearts</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">5. Pantyhose - Epsilons</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">6. Slave - The Germs</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">7. Sex beat - Gun Club</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">8. Can't sleep - John Wesley Coleman III</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">9. Drill - Oblivians</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">10. Carol Anne - Thee Oh Sees</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">11. Nike a go go - Misfits</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">12. Be a caveman - Ty Segall</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">13. Pain - Upholsterers</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">14. Tight squeeze - Useless Eaters</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">15. Plump righteous - King Khan & BBQ</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">16. Ain't no woman - The Flies</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">17. Higher - The Memories</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">18. Green balloon - White Fence</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">19. No sugar mama - Von Bondies</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">20. Call me - Reigning Sound</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">21. You're doing it with her - Rhetta Hughes</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">22. You made a believer out of me - Ruby Andrews</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">23. Back End - MF Doom</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">24. The loner - Mastabeta</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">25. If I didn't care - Tiny Tim (outro)</span>Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-42787771157072763042012-07-23T03:29:00.000-07:002012-07-24T12:04:33.374-07:00Is this a good idea?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Or is it a "free rape" pass if she forgets to fill it out and the cabbie's a degenerate? Without a doubt.<br />
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Bad idea. Also a good idea (if the cabbie is swell and harmless). Not the rape part, asshole.<br />
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If you ever rape someone you deserve a dick chop that every scimitar in the land will be jealous of. If a girl wants to fuck you, she will and she'll know pretty early on. No amount of flowers, sweet poems, or money will change her mind unless she's a soulless fly trap. Who wants that anyway? Even if she does have a great ass...<br />
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<br />Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-24810725246105891832012-07-23T02:08:00.000-07:002012-07-23T02:29:39.479-07:00There's no one like... me. I think?<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yw3wpz-yUTQ" width="420"></iframe><br />
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I think this was dedicated to me on a liquor filled evening. I mean, there was a finger being pointed at me and some lip synching. :)<br />
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But basically it was just a drunk girl singing.<br />
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Either way... good song.Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-79388921782661203532012-07-23T01:57:00.000-07:002012-07-23T02:02:38.850-07:00Ty Segall. Yeah!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If you are a complete turd, I would understand if you didn't recognize this name. Fine. I get it... there are folks on Earth who are so out of the loop that they'd recognize some random blogosphere rapper before knowing about Rock N' Roll.<br />
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Disappointed? Hell yeah, but it don't stop the mission.<br />
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If I could sum up Ty Segall in ten words:<br />
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Remember what Jack White did for you a while back?<br />
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Sure, he ain't got the same swagger... White was blues and Segall is surf, but shit... the snarl is there in a big way and since nobody has even come close to floating the S.S. Dirty Carl in a bit, Ty does it masterfully.<br />
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Do yourself a favor... after hearing this, go out and PURCHASE everything he's made. Jack is listening undoubtedly.<br />
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WEIRD MISPLACED TIP: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Listen to more Belle and Sebastian. It's good for the mind, body, and soul.</span><br />
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<br />Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-26083925157598974602012-07-23T01:12:00.002-07:002012-07-31T23:24:58.528-07:00Thee hounds of foggy notion<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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With a bit of inspiration from fellow music nerd "C" (who made me revisit a few other Oh Sees records), I spun this record a few times this week and I've got to say... mornings go better with John Dwyer.<br />
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I absolutely can't front on this guy. He puts out 6000 records a year and makes sure the artwork is solid and the vinyl has good colors. Not only that, but he always shouts out his pals.<br />
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It's like the closest thing to having a Rock N' Roll pope.<br />
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On this record, and if you've never heard it... you're probaly an asshole... O.C.S. take it down about, fifty notches and the end product is definitely pleasing.<br />
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Please go out and buy this record because it comes with a DVD of all the performances on the album. It's worth the price of admission for Brigid Dawson's teeth. So crooked... so beautiful, let's kiss!<br />
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That's her pictured up there. Yum!Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-4938593168736131622012-07-23T00:37:00.000-07:002012-07-23T00:38:38.176-07:00Tonight's yum!<br />
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I'm not much in the mood for wild, drunken sex this evening. I mean, I wouldn't say no or anything like that. I just want to have a cocktail or four with someone who's down to earth... and loves to make out. Hee hee.<br />
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The sweet lass above has that look. Well, appearances can be decieving and this might be an image of a spoiled dominatrix riding home after beating a mans balls with a patent leather heel. Who knows?<br />
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Be advised: Things are slow while I process yet another round of "<i>back to square one</i>" However, there's a new Dirty Carl peeking around the corner. It's looking at you and it has a lot to say about you too. Oh, snap!Oh, robothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02448921072981572982noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2092817391889193154.post-28120119974854722662012-07-11T21:29:00.001-07:002012-07-11T21:37:48.633-07:00Having a heart is definitely bad for me...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: DroidSansRegular, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px;"></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Well here it goes again</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Another losing streak</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Guess I'm on a roll</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">I haven't got a chance </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">I'm too weak</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">She sucks my soul</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">And this St Christopher </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">That hangs around my neck</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Has got to be a fake</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">'Cause I crash every time</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">The same old wreck</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">The same mistake</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">And I make a mental note so I don't forget</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">A little reminder of what hasn't happened yet</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Well maybe she's bad for me</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">But I don't care to see</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">'Cause what I want and what I need</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Are the same to me</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">In the end</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">And there is a voice in my head saying no</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">But my mouth says yes</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">I should stop I know but I really wanna go</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">it's okay I guess</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">And I've played with fire so many times before</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Guess I'll never learn</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Just like an addict I keep coming back for more</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Come to love that burn</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">And I make a mental note so I don't forget</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">A Little reminder of what hasn't happened yet</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Well maybe she's bad for me (Bad for me)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">But I don't care to see</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><b>'Cause what I want and what I need (What I need)</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><b>Are the same to me</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Well maybe she's bad for me (Bad for me)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">But I don't care to see</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><b>'Cause what I want and what I need (What I need)</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><b>Are the same to me</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">There is a feeling that I get deep in my gut</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">But I pay no mind</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Instinct out of sync but so what </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Love is blind </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">And I make a mental note so I don't forget</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">A Little reminder of what hasn't happened yet</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">She's gonna be the death of me</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Here it comes again</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">The only leaf left on the tree</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">And blowing in the wind</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">Well maybe she's bad for me (Bad for me)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">But I don't care to see</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><b>'Cause what I want and what I need (What I need)</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;"><b>Are the same to me</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">In the end</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-small;">In the end</span></div>
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