Today I do not have a girlfriend
Did I lose her to the sea?
Did I lose her to a tree?
I do not have a girlfriend
Should I say woe is me?
Today I do not have a girlfriend
Today I do not have a girlfriend
She said I was too mean
I do not have a girlfriend
Does this mean I am free?
Tonight I don't have a lady
I wonder what I'll do
Maybe I'll have a drink
and shit inside a shoe
Tonight I'll do a lot of things
I'll build a hut from scratch
I'll polish all my mother's rings
Then burn her with a match
*We reunited.. in the best way possible. Disregard this post. For now.
UPDATE: It crashed after the great war. Not my war either...
2 comments:
Love it! Really, really love it!!! I mean not that you do not have a lady is good or bad, not to imply anyway... But love the Suess-esque vibe to your writing. Do it again!!!! YAY!
Smile!
Shitting in a shoe never won back a rogue lady in my experience. Try a more traditional route like a gift or a card lol.
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