Dirty Carl Show # 13: Halloween 2011

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Hello folks, it's time for another round of my radio show.... The Dirty Carl Radio Hour!

This particular episode is a little bit longer than an hour, but I'm sure you won't mind one bit.

I've had a pretty rough October, but I'm looking to turn that around. Now, if only Highlyann would have any desire to recreate that one beautiful Thanksgiving we shared... I'd be game. Actually... no. It was a cool day though.

Here is what you're in for:

1. Dirty carl intro,

2. Agent Ribbons - Your love is the smallest doll

3. Ben Wolcott - Someday (Strokes cover)

4. The Oh Sees - If I stay too long

5. Spectrals - Bonus jam

6. Adam Green - What a waster

7. The Cardigans - Sabbath bloody sabbath

8. Demons Claws - It's over

7. White Fence - Growing faith

8. Girls - Lust for life

9. Strange Boys - Me and you

10. Camera Obscura - If looks could kill

11. Jesus and Mary Chain - Surfin' USA

12. Mastabeta - No hits

13. Cooley & Munson - Sightly Sue

14. Magic Kids - Candy

15. Des Roar - Paranoia

16. Fresh & Onlys - Arms advice

17. Karen Elson - The ghost who walks

18. Mikal Cronin - Is it alright

19. Tom Carlisle - The look of nothing

Oh yeah... boo!

Who is Dirty Carl? This is lust potion # 9

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Hey gang, it's been a while, but that don't mean we can't still steal a car and hang out, right? Cool... I didn't think you were that lame. A lot has happened since we last spoke, but I'm still alive and that's what matters most.

How's Rock n' Roll these days, huh? As far as I can tell it ain't too good with all this electronical bleep and bloop going around lately. Then there's all that moany, gothy, bloop bleep. Jesus, does anyone still play guitar with purpose anymore?

I swear, it it wasn't for San Francisco, garage rock would take that exit door it takes every couple of years. We don't want that. No sir.

Anyway, I've been busy sure, but I started doing a little radio show that I think some of you guys and gals will enjoy. It's called the Dirty Carl Show and I will be your host... Dirty Carl. I'm handsome, love dogs, and haven't had tail in a million years. Take me home to your momma!

Enjoy show # 9. Leave a comment.

1. King Lollipop - Cheeseburger and fries

2. Agent Ribbons - Chelsea, let's go join the circus

3. April March - Moto Shag

4. Jeffrey Novak - Queen of moods

5. Earth Girl Helen Brown - I wanna do it

6. Charles Manson - Never say never to always

7. John Wesley Coleman - Basketball

8. Exrays - Everything goes

9. Fresh & Onlys - Come dance with me

10. Personal and The Pizzas - I don't wanna be no personal pizza

11. White Fence - Growing faith

12. Ty Segall - I got stoned

13. Libertines - Seven deadly sins

14. Sonic Chicken Four - Cool song

15. Belle & Sebastian - Step into my office, baby

16. Cardigans - Plain parade

17. Dr. Dog - My old ways

18. Zombies - What more can I do

19. Camera Obscura - Eighties fan

20. Misty Morgan - Strange new world

21. Magic Kids - Hey boy

22. Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players - Look at me

23. Morrissey - You were good in your time

24. Dirty Carl Break

We can fight or we can fuck. Volume 1

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Hello everybody. It's a cool and breezy 71 degrees here in Los Angeles. I'm feeling pretty good because I usually overheat for at least twelve of the twenty four hours in a day. I tell ya... it's like some voodoo witch put a curse on my mother's mother or something. The way I see it, someone somewhere in my bloodline did something so fucking stupid that it caused some black magic motherfucker to hold a voodoo doll over an open flame. As a result, I find myself wishing that I could just turn into a ball of fire or maybe shoot magma out of my hands. Instead, I just remain at such a warm temperature that I'm sure I could certainly warm a frostbite victim if I happened to be out and about and came across one. Maybe it's because I have to wear a suit all day. Not just any suit either. This is a special suit made from only the finest burlap and the lining is made from chewbacca fur. Actually it isn't. It's really just a thick, black and supposedly " police grade" sport coat. Now I understand why Crocket and Tubbs wore those flimsy little linen numbers. Beat the heat, right? Whatever... I just hate the fuckin' summer. I love the snow and I wish there were more of it out here, but I couldn't live in one of those "ski towns." I'd go nuts. I'd probably puke into my scarf if I had to look at people in ski pants all damn day. Earmuffs for eyepatches, you know?

Man, I sure can get into some ramblin' can't I?

I know it's been a while since my last message out, but I'm sure we'll all still be friends. After all, how am I gonna get home?

I wanna tell you that I've been out rockin' and rollin' all over town, gettin' into some flick knife fights after I suspected a cheater of cheatin' at a game of pinball, and doin' some other dirt that I couldn't even tell you about, but the truth is that I've just been busting my ass at work and trying to raise a family. It's no small job. I'm plum tuckered out.

I broke a guitar string about an hour ago. I was trying to play "Stormy weather" and the shit just popped out. It didn't even snap. It kind of "jumped" off the guitar as if it was trying to get away. All I could do was laugh. Come to think about it, laughing is all I do. I'm not sure when the last time was that I actually took something serious. I'm not concerned. It's more than a phase though.

Okay, enough of that for now.

I haven't posted any albums for a while because I've just been listening to stuff a lot more these days. That said, I want to share with you today. Please enjoy a collection of beautiful tunes made for beautiful goons.

It's called " We can fuck or we can fight Volume 1." and is certifiably guaranteed to shake your ass across your momma's rug!

Track list in the comments!

20 songs from Thee Dirty Carl Radio Hour

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Well hello there my babies! It looks like the gray cloud has lifted and I'm up to my old tricks again. No, I haven't won any lottery and I didn't get a raise. I'm just not sad today. I swear, riding a bicycle is a cure-all for the blues. The wind in your face...the cars coming at you...it's rad!

Also, drinking liquor has been proven to put a smile on ya pretty effectively....yeah!

I haven't mentioned it here because I tend to forget to mention things like this, but I've started making little mixtapes again. Normally I play pretty rockin' stuff, but for this series of compilations I've been taking it a little slow. Could it be because my target demographic are divorced women between the ages of 54 and 73? Sure is!

The statement above is not true at all, but hopefully those chicks'll dig what I'm shovellin'...

I use the name Dirty Carl because back when I lived in New York and was basically the owner of busted up bar stools all over the city, Dirty Carl was my alter ego. Watch out for that guy...he'll stick a finger up ya...and move it around too!

Here's what you get today. My mic is on the fritz so you won't have the joy of listening to me be a little disc jockey. Shucks...

1. I'll try anything once - The Strokes
2. Goner - Dr. Dog
3. I'll be coming home - Thee Shams
4. Modern Girl - Camera Obscura
5. Their way - Litt'lans feat. Pete Doherty
6. Well, all right - Albert Hammond Jr.
7. Don't fuck around with love - Holly Golightly & Sexton Ming
8. Hey, doll baby - Vetiver
9. Merry go round - Lou Reed
10. Bella, I'm sorry - Sabalou (King Khan's daughter)
11. I'm a cuckoo - Belle & Sebastian
12. For lovers - Pete Doherty & Wolfman
13. Elephant song - The Strokes
14. Beside you - Greg Oblivian
15. Mr. Gallo - Cat Power
16. She's got you - Patsy Cline
17. I'm all he's got - Loretta Lynn
18. Cold, cold night - Meg White
19. O' death where is thy sting? - Blanche
20. Asleep - The Smiths


And because I'm always wiling to tell you more...
Here is the trailer for the very first movie I ever saw in a theater. It was in the Bronx...not sure if it was in 3-d, but they gave us 3-d glasses at the window.